Merry F***ING Christmas!!! Oh, and have a pleasant Hunnukah. Well, this is big news for me, probably doesn't mean a thing for you lay people, but I now update my site via a webpage. No more of that crappy create a text document stuff. I just come to my little news updater page, login, it varifies my username and password, then it let's me enter my stuff, and it automatically, when I hit "update", timestamps it with the current date and time. It's pretty phat.
Anyway, as you can see, it's sometime around 1:00 in the morning of Christmas Day! Hurray! And well, to tell you the truth I'm not quite sure what I'm getting for christmas. In fact, Santa could have already visited by now, and I didn't realize it. I mean com'n, I don't sleep. Why would I do that? It just ruins the body. Yeah, kind of like I am right now. I went snowboarding on Friday and had a whole lot of fun, and it was the coldest day yet this year, and although I had a ton of layers on, it was my hands and toes that got cold, and thus I cought a cold. So all day saturday, all day sunday (sort of like today, but not technically because technically today is tomorrow) I've been really sick with that cold.
Then to top it all off, my eldest brother was in town using my computer and broke it! Bastard ... Oh well, I guess it's all in the name of having a "merry christmas" with your family. How fun. Christmas time rocks. It's like that south park episode, which I'll describe now:
First, I should introduce the episode by saying that this was the first ever episode, that has never actually been showed on TV. How I've seen it? Don't ask. Anyway, first, this evil snowman comes and starts attacking people. It kills Kenny, who in this episode is actually eric. I guess when Comedy Central bought the show, they changed a few things around. Oh, and I should say that the animation is incredibly crappy, and I think they did it on loose leaf paper. Anyway, it kills kenny, they do the whole you killed kenny bit. Then there's one of those nativity scene things nearby, and the little baby Jesus doll comes to life. It kills Santa, and goes back to sleep. I can't remember if it's a killer Santa or Snowman. Anyway, Stan is all like "Hey, I really learned something today (like he does in every episode)." And he's like "I learned the true meaning of Christmas." And Kyle is like "Yeah, Jesus." And Stan is like "No, it's not about Jesus." "Well what is it about?" "Presents. It's about presents" Kyle - "Yeah ... hey, let's go to my house, I know where my mom hides my presents." It's hilarious.
So, yes, presents. I can't wait to get mine, even if I only get a few, even if they're bad. I can always sell them on eBay.
Spork.
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