Alright, so, my turn. For

Alright, so, my turn. For the topic, visit here.

(1) - Survival
Well, since it's already been explicitely stated that I'd be attacked by Mr. NavySEAL himself, just because of the shear principle that killing everyone is what we're destined to do according to Lord of the Flies, I would need defense myself. Besides, Grant's bringing a knife, and Bigg Dawg (if he actually came, he's not a sporkop) is bringing a freakin' axe. Both stated the weapon could and possibly would be used for defense purposes.

So, I searched long and hard, and thought hard, and decided on the Mossberg 590 shotgun with an 8 round magezine. "Why?" you ask. WEll, the Mossberg got very good reviews from many sites I went to, and as an added bonus, one of the few shotguns with an 8 round magezine with a good review. Actually, the only shotgun with a good review and 8 round magezine. And 8 rounds is important of course, because if we're all basically planning on killing each other off, I'd need a round for each SporkOP, assuming I can't get a double kill off with one spray shot. That'd be tight. Anyway, I figured a shotgun would be my best bet for power, and dispersed range of fire so that I don't have to be as accurate as with a pistol or rifle. I obviously have very little military training, and I figured this would be my best bet against a freaking navy seal with only a freakin' knife (and I'm sure, knowing his parents, if he already owns this knife, it can't be that long or it wouldn't be in his house).

Anyway, I figure since Grant's my only real threat, I probably waste a few rounds on him and take his knife, then bigg dawg would be next, and take his axe, and the rest of the party would be no problem regardless of remaining shells.

(2) - Sentimental Value
Alright, I liked Grant's "a girl" idea. Or perhaps a poster of Jenna Jameson. See, I'd use this one to find something sentimental that could also be used to "survive." Like the jenna jameson poster. Or girl. Or perhaps claiming that my massive attack CD has sentimental value and therefore I can bring it as well as the CD chosen in step three. Or maybe, if I had a girlfriend at the time (right now I don't) I'd bring a picture of her. No, that's just cheesy. Actually, side note, I'd wear my running shoes (not one of my chosen items, just chosen apparel). That way I can exercise while i'm there, have a good grip on the ground (towards the inland, away from the sand) so I can outrun grant, and out maneuver, while he's flopping around in sandles ... so I can get a clean shot off with the pump shotgun. :-P

(3) - CD for a Stranded Island
God, this is hard. Perhaps I would make changes to J-Spot Volume II adding Supergrass's - Moving, and Wilco's - Poor Places or possibly Jesus etc. As well as possibly a pavement track. I'd also overburn J-Spot to the full 82:30 instead of just 80:36 like it currently is (oh, and I'd remove the intro outro tracks on it currently for more room for other tracks) ... I, of all people, despise mixes, but if I only had one cd for the rest of eternity, I'd have to make with it.

(4) - Anything else
Probably extra magezines for the shotgun. Or, as Grant put it, if he can have a bag full of socks (what a freakin' pussy) then I can have a bag full of magezines.

Either that, or a second firearm. Possibly a Desert Eagle .357 (not the .50, contrary to movie belief) ...

So that's me ... I'm waiting now for Grant to get on here and post about my ignorance when it comes to weapons and firearms. A shotgun long range probably would at best tear holes in someone's skin, so I'd obviously have to make sure they're close range. And with Grant's skills as a SEAL, that becomes dangerous. yeah, basically I'm screwed. Me with my shotgun and desert eagle couldn't take Grant with his freakin 3 inch hunting knife. Oh well, at least none of the other ops have a chance.

Spork.