First off, the original season of survivor was off the chains! Infact, it was so far off the chains, you'd have to travle light years to rejoin the two. Second of all, before it became "The SEX World," "Real World" was tight. In fact, it's still my dream to be on their. Uber-Christian philip, versus a house full of dirty sinners*, that's good TV. And thirdly, man theSpork.com is totally thugged out now...i mean...i knew that for a while since i visit here all the time...uh...ON TO THE LIST!!!!
1) A time machine. I can just go back to the point where theSpork decided to put us on a freakin !!!DESERTED ISLE!!! and back hand the fat whale baby. Then i can travel into the future, and come back with a cybernetic laser eye and LCD clock built into my skin. Then i'd go back in time, YET AGAIN to capture a dinosaur and make him my pet. Then i'd travel BACK TO THE FUTURE ($38 at best buy on tuesday, first 60 people get a Back to the Future watch! hooray!) and get my dinosaur some cybernetics too! I'd name him becket and then we'd return to the middle ages and go wenching together... Or maybe, i would just bring the book, "Worst Case Scenario"! Surely it would know what to do if i didn't have a time machine!
2) The X-Men. They beat the Sentinels every time. You'd think some giant robots could beat some "ex-men" you, know? And why would you want to be an "eX" man, anyway? I'm perfectly happy with being a man. And to meet a girl who got the sentinel joke, then find out she was an "ex-man" would be a major bummer...
wait? what's that? OH! a SENTIMENTAL item...doh! I'll go with a picture of my girlfriend. Wait, she hasn't given me one yet! *grumbles about a complaint he's had for nearly a month*
3) One CD?! ONE?! I'm too fickle to settle on ONE. Can't i have a radio? How about...Lostprophets! They are #1! And everyone else is #2 or lower!
4) And, of course, i'd bring a bible. Whether bigg dawg brings one or not. I mean, it's all important, and since bigg dawg isn't a sporkop, I DON'T THINK HE WAS INVITED TO BE STRANDED ON THE ISLAND WITH US! Take that, fat boy! Aw, jeepers, that was really mean. I'm sorry...
I don't need a compass to know which way the wind shines,
El Chef Penguino
go to www.jester-race.com ! now!
*OOO! a footnote! "For all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God." Romans 8:23 So I too am i sinner, but i try to avoid it. Unlike THOSE people who be "gettin' it on" on national televsion
dude, you are my hero. Frankly, i love you and your brand of humor! (As off-brand as it is...)
rock on my friend, rock on!
erluti
did you just comment on your own post? you never cease to amaze me. sheesh.
~danielle "sees the HUGE amounts of humour in threesomes on the 2nd night of the season on 'the real world" chilton
just becuase your skinnier, got a girlfriend, and are a Sporkop doesn't make you better than me... Well, maybe a bit better. But I still have my... my... my freaking large axe. So HA!!!!
--Bigg Dawg
Okay, is it just me, or would it be better if the newest comment was at the top, and the oldest at the bottom? Because then if you end up with a jillion comments you don't have to scroll to the bottom to see who says somethign next?
And Bigg Dawg, i never said i was better than anyone else. Maybe just a bit better off...
Oh schnaps! I just quoted a line from a christian punk rock band!
Oh DOUBLE schnaps! There's such thing as a christian punk rock band!
*reviews what he wrote last night while 1/2 asleep*
i'm a weirdo... never let me post while i can't realize what i'm saying... I mean, i was told i had to go to bed around #3, so i rushed through everything beyond that. Imagine if "the man" hadn't been holding me down.
w00t,
El Chef Penguino
yea, i found out you can edit other peeps posts too but never used it.. you may wanna fix that, dude
and generally in threaded stuff online newest is at the bottom, too confusing to read up
-G-
OK, to clarify for Mr. Penguino and Mr. SEAL:
1) You can edit any comments (non-news posts) that YOU posted.
2) Added bonus, if you created the parent news item (like this current news item's parent user is Penguino) then you can also edit the anonymous posts, because you're considered the "moderator" for this post. Only the administrators (me, and Admin (who is also ... well, me)) can edit OTHER SporkOPs posts. I detailed this thoroughly (Well, maybe not so thoroughly) in this post.
So to answer Penguino's question (which has now been erased) "how do we know who wrote what" --> basically phil, with the privelage of SporkOP comes a certain responsibility as well as ethical and moral standard that you're assumed to abide by. So basically, the only reason you'd WANT to edit someone's post is to remove anything deemed unappropriate for the message board, like if at a later date I mandated (but never would) that cussing were no longer allowed, then you as a sporkop could enforce that.
Currently, there is no reason for you to need to edit an anonymous post, but you still have that ability just in case.
Spork