FINE. If spork won't post a topic, I will. It's my 3 question survey of pimptitude:
1) If Somoas and Thin Mints (the girl scout cookies) got in a fight, who would win?
2) Which of the following sounds more terrible/painful:
a)Having your eyes scooped out with a rusty spoon
b)Having your eyes pulled out with fish hooks
3) Are you a rock,paper,or scissor kind of person?
have fun with your ansers, and bonues points to anyone who can do it with out the letter "e": and no using l3375p33k!!
Pimpitude eh? I dont think a test is required to know my pimpitude, but for fun, i'll take this survey.
1) ok, it would definately be the Samoas. I mean, the Thin Mints are so frail, one hit and they'd break in half. The Samoas can take a few hits without much damage. Although, the Thin Mints would be a bit faster, speed aint everything.
2) I think that a) would be the most painful. The hooks would be two quick pains. The spoon would be prolonged pain and torture. Makes me wander how they did Solomon? Porbably the most painful, to spite him. Just a thought.
3) I'm a rock person, was there any doubt? I like to crush a lot, cause im not a player ;-) Besides scissors gets on my nerves, he's too cocky, i have no problem with paper, even when it beats me. I like to be covered.... never mind
-- Bigg Dawg
Genesis 1:6
And God said, "Let there be an expanse between the waters to separate water from water."
I was going to post last night ... and I was going to post specifically for you phil ...
top 1500 5 minute quarter nfl fever players were invited to partake in a tournament, the "gridiron showdown." but, only the top 64 ranked players who accepted the invitation are in it ... I was ranked like 73 at the time, so I'm in because at least 9 players in front of me didn't accept ... and the only reason we're 73 and not like number one still (yep, we were number one for a while) is because we haven't played since ... I think the day we hit number one
So it's a 64 bracket showdown, and i'm JSpot up against kamikaz. I'm kind of excited, I get a free t-shirt just for playing! w00h00!
Oh, and first place gets Peyton Manning's autograph on a football, free year of xbox live, and a free copy of fever 2004 when it comes out ... exciting
a) Samoas would win without a doubt... Samoas contain coconut which is all rough and prickly and stuff. Just sighting a Samoa would shock Thin Mints into not fighting. In contrast to Thin Mints, Samoas look vicious! I still favor Thin Mints, though. Mmm.
b) Fish hooks would just rip, not actually pull it out intact, so gouging with a rusty spoon isn’t as disgusting, I don’t think. Plus fish hooks would first cut, a sharp pain which would suck a lot. Pain twofold. Ugh. Hurts just thinking about it.
c) I don’t know. Scissors? I cant think of a good basis for it though and don’t want to talk too much so as to avoid using ‘e’ ;)
I 0wn J00 and j00r "bonus points!"
-Grant-
wow, hats off to grant! I couldn't figure out how to say "frozen" thin mints so i gave up ... and went back and added words I had wanted to say but didn't because of e thing ... damned amazing