"You're not cool unless you visit Sam and Mike's new web page, a tribute to their Northwestern intramural basketball team."
Yet it is not just about that. Visiting this web page has been described as a highly spiritual and sexual experience, one which will undoubtedly bring you to a state of bliss and perfect being. Anyways, written description will not do this site justice. You must experience it.
I thought I had experienced joy before, but after viewing Sam and Mike's web site, I finally know where Utopia exists. Now when I make love to a woman, instead of thinking of her, I imagine I am caught in a warm embrace with Sam and Mike's web site. Oh how I long to catch a glimpse of Shangri-La once again!
IT'S TIME FOR A LIFESTYLE CHANGE MY MAN! you should also think about eating better!(it's as if he were gay, because then he would change his lifestyle to being straight...i emphasized this by saying "you should also think about eating better"...see without that line right there everyone (or as hick john says "y'all") would've thought i was referring to his chronic weight problems with the first line, but because of the second line, you're lead to believe that he is a homosexual, which would be correct...so you see what i did was use my nimble word play to take a backhanded shot at the aforementioned john's homosexuality...that's what we like to call a backhand winner down the line...or 15-love...or advantage Mr. AT...or the adhesive that holds my genitals to my thigh so they don't flop around like a loose fitting fannypack no longer gives me a rash...i'll leave you with that image...which i am sure will be followed by john standing in staunch defense of homosexual rights and/or taking a shot at http://xtc343.tripod.com which is a far superior website than this one...now that i have said that, he make a comment that goes something like this..."if this is a far inferior website, why are you writing on it instead of your own"...this is the end of our ellipse-filled journey my friends...i bid you a jew...that's right, a jew)
PS that's the longest parenthetical statement in the history of this 4.55 billion year old planet...
What the fuck was that? Jesus H. Christ on a popsicle stick that kid's a fuckin' genius! This pathetic web site should be taken away from Mr. Hanauer and given to the Lord of Hinman: Mike Laskasky.
you guys seriously fucking need to get laid ... it's almost imperative now, just judging by that.
And a lot of those comments (especially the ones about my mom and intervention ... are completely uncalled for and quite offensive even though I know you're joking. There are things, regardless of the level of seriousness, you don't even joke about. It's more than just rude, especially not having even met my mother.
I'm going to let it slide, because I know I cracked jokes about Sam's parents not liking him and thus sending him to boarding school (even though he was a day kid, and thus did not even live at school, he just took advantage of the education). So we're even. But next time, show some class. That goes for the both of you.
If you find the comment offensive, I respect that and apologize. However, the phrase about your mother having five vodka tonics was nothing more than another baseless "your mama" joke, and considering the context it was in (being surrounded by words such as "Turbo Sexophonic Delight" and "My God my scrotum looks majestic today"), I thought it would appear purely as an unsubstantiated joke. No harm was meant by the comment, and since I have never met your mother, it is clear that I made the entire thing up. However, if I'm going to concede not making a joke of this nature to you any more, you can show me the courtesy of not making jokes about my mother, which you have frequently done in the past -- not that I am personally offended by them all, but the frequency with which I hear them is excruciating. However, that is more Mike's fault, but you contribute your share as well. Once again, I apologize for the comment and for befouling this bastion of "classiness" that is the Spork (that last part was a joke).
hehe, dont' worry about last night ... i was a little drunk ... dont' worry about the post either
second, only ONCE did I make a Sam's mom joke ... ONCE ... and that was 20 seconds after mike made one, so dont' worry ... i'm not one to make mom jokes
third, i still think you and mike seriously need to get laid ;) but this is not a bad thing ... i'm guilty too
oh dear...i'm on board with sam, as well as personally shocked that anyone in this suite would take a "your mama" joke to heart...i personally find that completely uncalled for and quite offensive...and if we are taking the your mom jokes i fling around hell schmell and willy nilly seriously then we also need to take my genitalia comments seriously too...so the next time you see me walking down the hall you should compliment me on how regal my circumcised penis looks...end of story...beginning of new story...that opening line you used "you guys seriously fucking need to get laid" is totally offensive and uncalled for...i've got a feeling you knew what you were getting yourself into on that one...see the trouble with that comment is...YOU'VE NEVER BEEN LAID before, mr. "i'm a sucker for brown haired girls"...so the next time you use the lack of sexual intercourse (which some make a choice not to partake in) as a putdown you should at least make sure you've ridden the horse before big guy...i don't, maybe something to think about.
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Attention All--
The Revolution is Here
"You're not cool unless you visit Sam and Mike's new web page, a tribute to their Northwestern intramural basketball team."
Yet it is not just about that. Visiting this web page has been described as a highly spiritual and sexual experience, one which will undoubtedly bring you to a state of bliss and perfect being. Anyways, written description will not do this site justice. You must experience it.
http://xtc343.tripod.com
--End of Transmission--
Holy Jesus--
I thought I had experienced joy before, but after viewing Sam and Mike's web site, I finally know where Utopia exists. Now when I make love to a woman, instead of thinking of her, I imagine I am caught in a warm embrace with Sam and Mike's web site. Oh how I long to catch a glimpse of Shangri-La once again!
Jeff from floor 5
http://xtc343.tripod.com
IT'S TIME FOR A LIFESTYLE CHANGE MY MAN! you should also think about eating better!(it's as if he were gay, because then he would change his lifestyle to being straight...i emphasized this by saying "you should also think about eating better"...see without that line right there everyone (or as hick john says "y'all") would've thought i was referring to his chronic weight problems with the first line, but because of the second line, you're lead to believe that he is a homosexual, which would be correct...so you see what i did was use my nimble word play to take a backhanded shot at the aforementioned john's homosexuality...that's what we like to call a backhand winner down the line...or 15-love...or advantage Mr. AT...or the adhesive that holds my genitals to my thigh so they don't flop around like a loose fitting fannypack no longer gives me a rash...i'll leave you with that image...which i am sure will be followed by john standing in staunch defense of homosexual rights and/or taking a shot at http://xtc343.tripod.com which is a far superior website than this one...now that i have said that, he make a comment that goes something like this..."if this is a far inferior website, why are you writing on it instead of your own"...this is the end of our ellipse-filled journey my friends...i bid you a jew...that's right, a jew)
PS that's the longest parenthetical statement in the history of this 4.55 billion year old planet...
What the fuck was that? Jesus H. Christ on a popsicle stick that kid's a fuckin' genius! This pathetic web site should be taken away from Mr. Hanauer and given to the Lord of Hinman: Mike Laskasky.
http://xtc343.tripod.com
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you guys seriously fucking need to get laid ... it's almost imperative now, just judging by that.
And a lot of those comments (especially the ones about my mom and intervention ... are completely uncalled for and quite offensive even though I know you're joking. There are things, regardless of the level of seriousness, you don't even joke about. It's more than just rude, especially not having even met my mother.
I'm going to let it slide, because I know I cracked jokes about Sam's parents not liking him and thus sending him to boarding school (even though he was a day kid, and thus did not even live at school, he just took advantage of the education). So we're even. But next time, show some class. That goes for the both of you.
John.
If you find the comment offensive, I respect that and apologize. However, the phrase about your mother having five vodka tonics was nothing more than another baseless "your mama" joke, and considering the context it was in (being surrounded by words such as "Turbo Sexophonic Delight" and "My God my scrotum looks majestic today"), I thought it would appear purely as an unsubstantiated joke. No harm was meant by the comment, and since I have never met your mother, it is clear that I made the entire thing up. However, if I'm going to concede not making a joke of this nature to you any more, you can show me the courtesy of not making jokes about my mother, which you have frequently done in the past -- not that I am personally offended by them all, but the frequency with which I hear them is excruciating. However, that is more Mike's fault, but you contribute your share as well. Once again, I apologize for the comment and for befouling this bastion of "classiness" that is the Spork (that last part was a joke).
hehe, dont' worry about last night ... i was a little drunk ... dont' worry about the post either
second, only ONCE did I make a Sam's mom joke ... ONCE ... and that was 20 seconds after mike made one, so dont' worry ... i'm not one to make mom jokes
third, i still think you and mike seriously need to get laid ;) but this is not a bad thing ... i'm guilty too
J
oh dear...i'm on board with sam, as well as personally shocked that anyone in this suite would take a "your mama" joke to heart...i personally find that completely uncalled for and quite offensive...and if we are taking the your mom jokes i fling around hell schmell and willy nilly seriously then we also need to take my genitalia comments seriously too...so the next time you see me walking down the hall you should compliment me on how regal my circumcised penis looks...end of story...beginning of new story...that opening line you used "you guys seriously fucking need to get laid" is totally offensive and uncalled for...i've got a feeling you knew what you were getting yourself into on that one...see the trouble with that comment is...YOU'VE NEVER BEEN LAID before, mr. "i'm a sucker for brown haired girls"...so the next time you use the lack of sexual intercourse (which some make a choice not to partake in) as a putdown you should at least make sure you've ridden the horse before big guy...i don't, maybe something to think about.
Sincerely,
http://xtc343.tripod.com
ok, so i didn't see that last post before i posted mine...i think we can all calm down now. sorry for the confusion.
sincerely,
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PS i still stand firmly behind the notion that i should be complimented on how regal my circumcised penis looks.