February 2001 Archives

So far FOUR of you have said that you WOULD upload pictures in order to make the content of this site more dynamic. Well, TWO of those FOUR were from me, and one I know was from FiEnD. You people suck. :) Just kidding. My guess is that either one, you're lazy, two, you're trying to spite me, three, you misunderstood the question and thought that you would be forced to upload pictures of yourself, five, you realized that I'm seriously comprimizing my network (I know) and that you're doing me a favor. Well, even if those weren't the reason, I still say someone should be given the oppurtunity to upload pictures so that they'll show at the left. That's right, AT THE LEFT. Where you can view my pictures. You'd have a little folder all for yourself. And if that wasn't enough, FULL control over it all. you could delete, rename, change the descriptions, remove the descriptions, whatever you so chose. All you. But fine, to the 21 of you who said no (which translates really to about seven of you, because you have to vote every time you want to see results) then I say forget you chump.

Spork.

Well, the site was down all day, because of a STUPID mistake I made in which I created the current poll, but didn't add any OPTIONS to the poll! So how could you vote without the options to vote for? So the ASP code ended up screwing up and stuff like that. Problem is fixed, be sure to vote, we'll have this upload service up pretty soon. It's pretty nifty stuff. You should see the code. Long, hard to read, totally not documented. Computer programming teachers (not to name any) around the world (or school) would be proud of me.

Administrator.

Hey everyone, nothing new on the site ... I have some stuff to do tomorrow, you know, I do have a real life. That's the main reason I never update the site. BUT! Sunday I'm free. I'm thinking I'm going to get a hell of a lot of stuff done on Sunday. I NEED to get stuff done on Sunday. Not only with thespork.com, but with thespork.com's future project that some of you have heard me talk about. I'm not going to release any information till it's ready to be announced, but check back every once in a while. Oh, and keep voting on the polls!! Thanks to the 16 of you who said I'm your master ... you have no choice! SUBMIT!!!

Spork.

Spork really should be talking, I'm the one with zero votes ... Come on people! Support the man behind it the scenes of all the sites! That's right, your technical certified systems engineeer administrative personal thingimabopper guy who gets paid nothing to do all the real work.

Admin.

FiEnD cheats, I swear to god.

Spork.

It's about midnight, and I set up the user polls to stop at 2/10 and start a new one, but I didn't realize that it takes the start date and includes the end date as a day ... so when I set up the next poll, I had it start on 2/10. So right now the answers for both of my current polls are on there. So for today only, if you want to vote for the old poll, vote for one of the first two options. If you want to vote for the new poll, then the question is something like "Who of the following is your favorite". So it shouldn't ruin any results to pick any of the options, as long as you realize which poll you're voting for. Oh, and I know I'm your favorite.

Spork.

I need to fix my cookies for that user poll, because it seems that after one day it expires and then people have to REVOTE in order to see the results. Bad judgement on my part. I think I might make it dynamic or something so that let's say for this poll I make a number that is characteristic ONLY of this poll, like 1337 or something, it's "ID" so to speak, and then make it so that UNTIL that poll changes it's ID, the user can't vote again. Something like that. Time for school now, bye.

Spork

Well everyone, that's right. You are indeed looking at a user poll to the left. That is indeed true. After you've voted, you have to wait for a new poll (I think, or I hope) until you can vote again. I don't think I'll run this poll for very long, but I can actually SCHEDULE my polls for later dates now. So check back for new polls! This is going to be a blast. I am devoting more of my pointless life to my site, and soon to be sites. I can't reveal very much now, but lets just say thespork.com is going to be changed drastically in due time. But enough of that, here's a little something special!

First of all, I stumbled across a link on my OWN site, that you all might like. That's right, I kept the old site. The interface surprisingly still works, but none of the links within the interface work. So, if you can either remember what the old subpages were, or if you want to click a few below you can. Finally some spork related content! For those of you who were wondering, originally, the whole reason I was redoing the site was in order to be able to have people customize thespork according to how they'd like it. So I was going to have the content found in the oldsite treded through with my automatic code so that people could look at it in different designs, different colors, etc. But I never got around to it, because I started from scratch instead. So unfortunately for all you fellow spork lovers like myself, I never put back any spork content. So here's some for you:

What is a Spork?
What does one look like?
Old Cheesy Mission Statement Slash About Page Type Deal

I was so young and inexperienced then.

So for those of you who were looking for spork content, the old stuff is back! When I get some time, I'll do some new content, and hopefully finish the upload script ;).

Spork.

Hey everyone, it's been a while since I've updated. Been thinking about globalizing the company. Anyway, school's going well, everything else is going well, I've decided to start coding on the website again. No joke. I may, when I get home (I'm not at home right now), start immediately. I'm going to finish that login script so that people can finally login and send me stuff. Have to go now, word to your mother.

Spork.