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January 2002 Archives
Bob, Bob had bitch tits....aaron got a love letter form his girlfriend. it said that she loves rainy days, or at least being inside on rainy days, she don't like to get wet. she likes to be wrapped up in aaron's hoodie on rainy days. aaron also likes to eat people's asses out. for some reason this gives him great pleasure. in case you did not know this is aaron canary that i speak of. i feel bad for that sorry ass eater. i can't understand how people eat ass....it seems like such a strange past time.....
hey, what is the difference between parsley and ass??
Aaron doesn't eat parsley.
I love Monster Cables. They're so great. Two of mine broke, and they're going to exchange them for nothing (they're covered for life by warranty). Everyone, in order to celebrate this great discovery of mine, should come by Best Buy and buy a whole bunch of the cables from us. I mean they rock your world as far as quality goes, and they're covered for life!
Excellent.
Spork.
hm .. does anyone want to come to a concert with me? [02.16] further seems forever @ brycc [03.08] atom and his package @ brycc [03.23] dismemberment plan and death cab for cutie @ headliners - lets sneak in ^_^ [12.06] medeski martin and wood @ ky center for the arts - ha i kno its far away but still ..so yep. thats it. since i missed ben folds, i MUST make up for it! im addicted to medeski martin and wood right now, download something by them. happy saturday :)- jo [link whore]
haven't posted in a while, been grounded... maybe some of you have heard, maybe some not, but i got in a little trouble with the law :)
anyways, i found this bad arse site today.... find out your true name
To any sports fans:
I was thinking. Ty Tryon is a freaking idiot. First of all, he's never going to college. Sure, he's the youngest kid in the pga, but he's throwing his life away. It's so obvious, just from seeing interviews, that he has an IQ of about four. The whole time "I wanna keep playin' good." "I know I'm missing college, and I know everyone thinks I shouldn't, but I think I've made the best choice for me." I swear, his career is down the drain from here. I bet you internally, in about 10 years, he'll look back and hate his life.
The next thing I want to complain about, is Mike Tyson. That guy is freaking INSANE. He should be locked up, AGAIN. I mean if he's going to fight Lewis again, and not control himself, and rumor even says he bit Lewis, than I don't see why they let that guy fight.
THEN! What is with Shaq going all out on the one bulls player? (can't remember the name) It was hilarious though when the rest of the bulls players jumped him. Classic stuff. But if sports is getting so out of hand that everyone is just getting in fights, I dont' understand it anymore. But anyway, long live the Bulls, even without Jordan (although the wizards vs. bulls game the other day was funny).
Spork
Hello again. I decided to let you all know that science fair is evil, but i gotta do it too so go fill out my questionnaire on MP3s and the music industry. I don't know if i'm actually going to use this for my project, but i had to start something so here it is. Thanks.
Also, if you can make other people do it too, please try, the more participants the better.
Go here: www.NavySEAL2B.com/Survey.html Thanks
*NavySEAL2B*
btw- if you don't know yet, my new AIM SN is xGTGx. yea. and i might have a new website coming soon but i'm too lazy to actually build it. I will probably do the whole "design contest" thing as well but again i'm too lazy :)
yea, so it's been brought to my attention that my HTML tag in the previous post was missing the stupid "http://" part so for those of you who are copy/paste challenged here it is again in user friendly clickable form:
look at me i'm a geocities page, click here!
*NavySEAL2B*
I have a confession. I voted for being Fiend just like everyone else. In fact, that's why I always put "I am fiend" as an option is so that everyone will vote for it. I got the idea from winamp.com when they had a poll ... "What do you think of Denny" and 40% of like 30,000 votes said "I am denny". It was great. Anyway, two things on the design contest.
One, I will be announcing a deadline soon, so make sure you're working on your designs. Two, splash pages or pages with flash are ok.
Spork
So I'm actually posting something worth posting. I think.
Who is going to go see Cake when they come to The Palace on February 5th? I think I want to. It's a pity that The Palace is so NOT a place to see a concert... it's a cool place, but a bad venue, definitely.
And one more thing. Why do you people always say that you're me whenever it's an option on one of the polls! I mean, I know that I'm damn cool and you WISH you were me, but you're not! Get over it! 
--Fiend (The real one)
While Skiing tonight, we (tatman, john and myself) decided we should log some of the stupid stuff we talk about while riding the ski lift.
Tatman: There should be a new law regarding women and nudity.
John: Really, what?
Tatman: Women should never be naked alone.
Nick: Of course, that would be dangerous!
ok, sexist?, yes, funny?, hell yes....
--kamel
no one is posting, so i guess i will. the design contest sounds like fun! im gonna win. and i didnt get any c's! i am a sex machine. look, its john-io! hm, lots of !ok so, it could just be me, but i cant really figure out what the point of posting on thespork is. its pointless to talk about myself, that is for my [plug] website. is it to post up upcoming .. concerts? cd reviews? interesting things to buy? awesome websites? maybe its to stick up fotos. so well i'd do all these things if everyone else would. or maybe everyone else doesnt have time, like me. but frankly im getting bored checking back here and seeing 1 line posts about iain's car [i love iain ..] if we have the honor of POSTING RIGHTS on the lovely SPORK we might as well do something about it. im probably being a hypocrite. that is all.- jo
Well, I haven't updated in a while, I know. It's pretty bad, actually. And I guess my spork ops won't take the initiative either. So I have decided that because I'm not as busy as I used to be, that I need to start working on this site. I mean, work is only giving me about 20 hours now and school isn't as bad either. It's after finals, and the beginning of the semester, and so things are sorta easier now. They'll probalby get harder, but I need to take advantage of my time now. Obviously Science Fair soon, but I'm not too worried about that just yet. Anyway, I want to take advantage of my time now before things get busy again and try to work on this site, and also try and see people more often! I went out tonight and actually had some fun for the first while.
So hopefully we'll see some good changes soon.
But on another note, I just decided like one second ago that I'm going to have a design contest. We all know that I can't design, it's pretty much proven, and so I am going to have a contest. The winner will get a prize, if I decide to chose one of the submissions. In fact, why dont' I just say 25 dollars? If that's reasonable, then submit as many designs as you'd like! Submit 40, and have me pick one, or submit one really good one and have me pick it, whatever the choice. But com'n, if only like one person (Joanna) participates then no one will get to have a chance at the twenty five bucks.
So, I'll put forward some rules.
1) Can't use frames. I hate it, they're clunky, and they dont' work well with ASP.
2) Limit your javascript. If you use it, it must be compatible with IE and Netscape both, even though I know my pics page doesn't work with Netscape. I'm working on that.
3) Nothing too bloated and large to download.
Things to keep in mind:
I don't necessarily have to keep the current layout with pics at left, news in the middle, and poll/journal at right. If you'd like to move stuff around, do it. And if I like it, I'll keep it. But I do want them on the front page. Remember the news archive, and I may possibly make other pages. Basically, it should serve as a template design. I can throw the pages I need into some sort of "main cell" of a table or something like that. If you have a totally totally awesome design and just don't want my pics page, or my poll, or wahtever to be on the front, fine, but make sure you make a second design that matches the first for those pages as well.
Anyway, hope people participate. Email me (address found above where my name is) and tell me if you're going to participate. Because if only one or two people participate, then I won't do it.
Lastly, I reserve the right to not award someone the money, in which case I would not use the design. So basically if I don't like any of the designs, no one wins.
Oh, also, this is open to everyone, even if I dont' know you. I can do paypal if I have to get it to someone across the nation.
Good luck,
Spork.
Yeah, that really is my kickass old white Mercedes in the parking lot... so stop asking.
I think I'll cut the pep rally today, I mean, is there any reason to go? No, of course not.
--Fiend
