Wow, I seriously need to

Wow, I seriously need to read the BOOK fight club. I still haven't! Here's some quotage:

I tell her how in college I had a wart once. On my penis, only I say dick. I went to medical school to remove it. The wart. Afterwards, I told my father. This was years after, and my dad laughed and told me I was a fool because warts like that are nature's French tickler. Women loved them and God was doing me a favor.
Marla says those warts that are God's French ticklers give women cervical cancer.

Each committee meets on a different night:
Arson meets on Monday. Assault on Tuesday.
Mischief meets on Wednesday.
And Misinformation meets on Thursday.
Organized Chaos. The Bureaucracy of Anarchy. You figure it out.

The first rule about Project Mayhem is that you don't ask questions about Project Mayhem.
The second rule of Project Mayhem is you don't ask questions.
The third rule in Project Mayhem is no excuses.
The fourth rule is no lies.

"Recycling and speed limits are bullshit," Tyler said. "They're like someone who quits smoking on his deathbed."