Because like every other normal human being I've been watching so much family guy, I even start to anticipate the Peter jokes before they happen. So much so, it happens in real life.
Here is a sample Family Guy-esque dialogue from tonight, which was a lecture for "gone greek night" the drunken seething roaring shouting mess.
Lecturer: 1 in every 4 women say they've been sexually assaulted. 1 in every 12 men admit to having sexual contact of any form with a woman without her consent.
Peter: See Lois, I told you that women are liars.
Spork.

do you own any of the dvds yet? if u do or dont, listen to the commentary on the few episodes they have it on, its the funniest fucking shit ive ever heard in my life, its just pure genious through and through.
xo.
christopher