Dance Marathon is Nazi Germany Fascist Regime. That's right, there is no grammar mistake there ... DM is Nazi Germany Fascist Regime.
Apparently there's no dancing in DM if you haven't raised enough money, and there's no getting out of DM if you have. I have in fact NOT raised enough money, but my fraternity has, therefore making me a victim to the nazi germany fascist regime that is Dance Marathon.
Supposedly if their staffers see you not dancing, they tell you to dance. If you ask to use the restroom, they escort you there. You get one ten-minute break every 3 hours. And there is one 90 second shower at some point in which I'm sure they lure you in and then let go the gas chamber.
The logic makes no sense ... can't dance if you dont' raise the money, give us your money and you can't leave once you get there (of course, I could always not show up but then Im' a bad person and my philanthropy chair gets in trouble ... although it would serve him right for not letting me find a replacement back in November).
-J
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