My fraternity may or may not be cooler than your fraternity

My fraternity thinks they're so badass now because we have track jackets ... with out letters on them ... and they're gray. Yes, track jackets! Of course! This will be the thing that finally brings us into the top tier! Once everyone sees 53 guys wearing the same gray track jacket, and probably jeans, and therefore dressed exactly the same then everyone will want to be like us because 53 is not enough. It's actually more like 30, but that's another story.