Today I thought I was just getting a drug test. But no, I was wrong.
Not only did I have to pee in a cup, but I had a vision test. I hadnt slept well last night, and my eyes were cloudy. They began by asking me to read line 8. I barely read line 5.
And what's much worse and a total shock surprise to what I thought was just whizzing in a little jar ... I had to turn and cough. It was awkward.
But at least the guy made up for it by responding with "Where's that?" when I told him I went to Northwestern University (we were like, 10 minutes from campus max). I looked surprised and he responded with a laugh and said "I do that to everyone ... it really surprises them."
I find your lack of posts disturbing.
update, jerk