The world, and why sporks suck.
BY: The above stated poster
INSPIRED BY: Sean Cooper <----all your wrath shall be unleashed on him, not I!
The world is round. And sporks, they are not round. They are almost round, but they are not. SHAME ON THEM! Secondly, you get sporks from fast food places. The same fast food places that have brought you such great plastic utensils as the McDonald's knife! Known for it's ability to cut...ABOSLUTELY NOTHING! I tried to cut my tongue with them, and what do i get? NOTHING! These people gave as the plastic spork! And we take it! Rise up and burn all spork lovers!
And thirdly, sporks are useless. They aren't good enough to be spoons because of the holes, and they aren't good enough to be forks because there not enough of a prong to poke anything! These are the scurge of humanity! We have dishonored ourselves and our families. Those who have used this demonic utensils should commit sepeku to restore honor to their families and themselves....
Thank you, come again!
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