Hello to all who don't

Hello to all who don't know me (everyone except John and Little Chris Basik). Spork was dumb enough to give me
posting rights, and I tend to abuse rights I've been given.
So I must respond publically to Basik and his coughing spell above, which mentions me by name.

Basik- 1st off let it be said that your site, while maybe popular with all the people in your little 'clique' of
"web designers", generally does suck in the eyes of most of us real people.
Why do I say that? Well...let's break it down-
1. The text is so small even those with excellent eyesite and a 19" monitor set to 300x200 have to squint to read it.
2. The screen is only 25% utilized. That tells me you can't come up with anything useful to fill the other 75%.
3. The spelling thing has to go...I need a translator to read it..after I magnify it for them. I always thought Manual
was a better school than that.

OK now that Ive hammered you...I guess I could complement as well. Any good review looks at both sides.
1. The colors, while Pyles-ian in nature, are OK on the eyes...which is nice since after squinting to read your
last news update, I couldn't take bad colors.
2. I dig the pictures...not the 3D Studio max ones..the 'fotohs' as you call them.

OK so there you have it. You asked for it..you got it. Now of course I couldn't do any better, but thats
what you get for mentioning balls and me in the same post.

Wait until Tuesday- when I stop every little dinky shot you throw at me playing hockey.
-Ellis- the Best Buy resident Printer Aisle Guy and not a web designer
(now if I only knew enough HTML to make this whole post rilly small 2 B kuhl lik Basik)