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In XBOX news, John has yet to choose the date for HaloFest2! And good news for your pocket books! In spetember there is atlesat one XBOX game coming out almost EVERY DAY.

And now it's time for "The Chef's Movie Reviews" cuz the XBOX news is slow. (Schade.)
First off: "Undercover Brother"
FUN METER: 5UP (of 5)
INTELECTUAL METER: 3UP
This movie is comic genius, assuming you get a kick out of racial humor. But if jokes like "Black people find maionaise disgusting and can make up for it by squirting on hot sauce" don't make much sense to you, don't see it. 3 intellectual stars?! Yeah, someone with talent wrote this script, it's not slapped together dirty jokes. But Chris Catan as the enemy "Mr. Feather," you'd think people wouldn't cast him after his last masterpeice "Corky Romano." I mean he has funny lines, but HE's not funny.

"Sum of All Fears"
FUN: 3UP
INTELECT: 5UP
Just a good frickin' movie. It's worth seein at least once, but since it is a bit low on action, i doubt i will go to see it again. Very dramatic and the nuclear bomb explosion is very impressive.

Ok, those are the reviews. I might have been generous on the 1UPs there, but it was my first time writing reviews. Why two scales? Well, movies like "Cast Away" were good and would get props on the dramaticness of it, but as far is being "fun," it would score low. "Pootie Tang" however, was hilarious and would get lots on the fun scale, but probably a negative on the Intellect scale.