Well done mr. penguino.
1) are the thin mints frozen first? If so, they'd kick major ass. They'd be indestructible ... otherwise, somoas might have a chance.
2) I'd say hooks --> it'd take a really long time, cause the flesh of the eyeball would tear, so it'd be like removing all the chocolate from a dunkaroos cartoon with a toothpick ... except worse. alright, here's a better analogy ... try removing a hangnail with only a toothpick ...
3) scissors ... cause I'm sharp as a knife

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